yay for rice. [Archive] - G5CLUB.net Forums

: yay for rice.



boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 08:32 AM
i'm eating peacefully at village inn with this chick i just met, we are having a nice conversation, all of a sudden i see some ghetto ass wigger kid "flockin" towards me.

"yo man that your whip?"
yeah..?
"shit looks dumb son, you should trash that shit, i bet you can't even hit 100 mph in that piece of shit."
uh what the fuck i'm eating and you come up to me, don't even know me, and talk shit? who the fuck do you think you are?
"man im just lettin you know your driving a piece of shit"
okay, wheres your car?
"its the red civic 2 spots over, that bitch rides out. i got it lowered, got an exhaust, some HID's, intake, that shit will blow your ride out of the water son"
what does HID's and having it lowered have ANYTHING to do with horsepower? I would race you but first off i don't feel like wasting my time and gas to prove a point, and second off, you have already made a fool out of yourself so i don't want to embarras you any more
"whatever fuck nigga, i hope i see that shitter on the streets"

i look at the girl and go WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
who the hell, comes up to someone RANDOMLY and does that?
btw i looked at the car and L.O.L
the intake was some cheap ass pipe that was painted and had his initials on it, the body kit was different colors, there was rust, there were wires hanging all out of his engine bay, one of the headligts was cracked, the exhaust wasn't even fully on, and it might as well been on the ground. I pity the fool, who let these kids drive?

nuff said.

Juanio
08-17-2010, 08:51 AM
had some douche do this to me in a 08 v6 mustang..

im out cruising on Wednesday (cause thats what we do in el paso) and all i hear is some douche reving their engine over and over and over, then he tries make me do it. finally i get tired of this guy and do it once to shut him up. I guess he thought my exhaust was stock lol. He asks, " what you got in there man"?..
ive got an air freshener dude..lol
Him: nah man in the hood.
me: intake, exhaust
him: ah me too man, lets go..
me: if your not pushing a v8 im not bothering.

then he pulls the fast and furious line.
Him: its not about the car man its the driver..ive beat v8's and 350z's in this car..i used to be a street racer for two years..
I then proceeded to LOL
Me: Must be that street glow sticker huh? Oh! and your 20" rims..
Him: oh i took the street glow off
Me: id hope so that shit is gay..


theses dudes are lame, and even worse he wasn't even driving..some girl was..

1cleanG5
08-17-2010, 08:51 AM
Nah I bet it was a nice ride. A nice car for a nice young gentlemen...

kingG5
08-17-2010, 08:51 AM
Cool story bro. Do ur friends believe it?

toolman
08-17-2010, 08:55 AM
Cool story bro. Do ur friends believe it?

I was thinking the same thing.

Juanio
08-17-2010, 09:05 AM
my friends believe mine..im not a good liar.. :)

utsadude
08-17-2010, 09:31 AM
I believe Juan. Mostly because he mows my lawn.

charba951
08-17-2010, 09:58 AM
lol :)

Juanio
08-17-2010, 10:04 AM
I believe Juan. Mostly because he mows my lawn.

anyone else need their lawns mowed..;)

Rob
08-17-2010, 12:44 PM
sounds like the same guy that was fucking with Randy... who the hell thinks they have the right to do that.... personally, i'm not a huge fan of civics or anything but if its nicely modified and someone has sank their heart & time into & it shows, definitely earns my respect... that just sounds pitiful...

on the other hand... i know this kind of stuff happens... happens all the time around where tom lives in the seattle area... its really funny actually... especially when they challenge his heavily modified redone internals on his 2.2 N/A build which pushes over 200whp as n/a!!

doesn't happen too much in mainland bc where i live... for the most part, just people driving old muscle cars seem to do that a lot... or large heavily modified trucks who try to prove a point.

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 01:21 PM
lol i wouldn't make it up, it just irked me quite a bit, especially the fact he interrupted a nice afternoon lunch =[

and yeah if i see a nice ass civic it gets its props, and usually the drivers are like their cars, well rounded lol, not teen assholes.

i just wish i seen him at the clearwater speedway one day. i heard him pull out and it was great, it sounded like he was driving a million bumblebees.

Lol@civics
08-17-2010, 01:54 PM
My step mom called my car a piece of shit because the windshield is cracked QQ :(

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 01:57 PM
your car is FAR from a POS lol.
i envy your car :]
-makes whirring turbo noise-
LMAO

Spencer
08-17-2010, 02:39 PM
wtf, ppl truely talk like that, thats really funny.

meptex
08-17-2010, 02:48 PM
wtf, ppl truely talk like that, thats really funny.

lol, I was thinking the same thing.

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 02:49 PM
oh yeah, come to Florida, thats every day thing

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 03:05 PM
i hate ppl

kingG5
08-17-2010, 05:18 PM
wtf, ppl truely talk like that, thats really funny.

im pretty sure they dont.

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 05:51 PM
sounds like the king of douches

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 05:53 PM
theres kids like that all over my town lol, its whatever though, sooner or later lifes going to hit them in the face and they are gonna have to shape up or ship out!

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 05:54 PM
or die from a car crash from street racing

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 05:56 PM
yeah cuz he overheats his engine red lining it cuz he prob doesn't know how to shift, like a dumb fuck.

the kid had a MLB cap on, backwards, white tall T with the sticker still on, baggy ass basketball shorts, crappy ass looking tatts, huge fake looking "diamond" earrings, and a nice little lisp. he was such a little guy too it was funny. I love people like him.

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 05:59 PM
hmm sounds like a good respectable fellow

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 06:01 PM
yeah, hes definitely going to land a job at a major corporation very soon.

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 06:02 PM
i would say so

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 06:25 PM
gotta love the winners in society

dsmnutz
08-17-2010, 06:29 PM
They just don't make people like they used to...

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 06:42 PM
^^ like

Juanio
08-17-2010, 09:10 PM
^^ like

this guy, get off facebook..haha ;)

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:22 PM
shit i thought this was facebook....fuck i need glasses ;)

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:23 PM
lol yea im sorry i have nothing else to do. i sit on my comp at night and go back and forth from here and facebook.... i hate my life

btw i vote we put in a like button

Juanio
08-17-2010, 09:24 PM
lol yea im sorry i have nothing else to do. i sit on my comp at night and go back and forth from here and facebook.... i hate my life

btw i vote we put in a like button

sadly i do the same, and skype with my friends lol

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:25 PM
i only do the above if i am bored

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:27 PM
i havnt tapped into skype yet but hey i go back to college in a week so shit ill probably put that on my tab list too in the dorm room.

facebook, g5.club.net, skype, mypace (only on fridays though) :)

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:30 PM
heres my tabs

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:38 PM
sweet im in the picture

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:40 PM
if you were high or drunk that would have prob spaced you out ;)

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:42 PM
yea but im neither so it was just, "hey look my avatar"

utsadude
08-17-2010, 09:42 PM
Thread jacked? Yes.

Juanio
08-17-2010, 09:43 PM
i use skype alot all my friends are like six or nine hours away

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:43 PM
very much.... Juanio started it though blame him

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:45 PM
sorry here i fixed it for you

Juanio
08-17-2010, 09:46 PM
haha sry fellas,

back on subject..

damn ricers!!

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:48 PM
Burn them alll

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:52 PM
http://px6.streetfire.net/0001/03/64/1043046_600.jpg

http://www.ricealert.com/ricealert_imgs/4b8d6d0e49b66.jpg

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 09:55 PM
thats funny

G5tunerGuy
08-17-2010, 09:59 PM
show the guy this if you find him again

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ299uAPcCN5nrcIzbSlj87s6i4HYOS2 DzuIzkXilG0lTVvbo0&t=1&usg=__0QwivRCvwYjwXNCqO5a2pqzGurE=

Juanio
08-17-2010, 10:01 PM
dude those are awesome

boomabile6100
08-17-2010, 10:16 PM
LMAO
wow
i love this.


and hate rice.
that is all.

TommyB681
08-17-2010, 10:32 PM
what a pep talk man

G5tunerGuy
08-18-2010, 08:44 PM
im back :)


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K53NiUSH5vY/SceNQzMIvZI/AAAAAAAAAUo/aBNdfKh59oQ/s400/honda_vs_special_olympics.jpg

boomabile6100
08-18-2010, 08:50 PM
your on top of these threads tonight arnt ya ;]

G5tunerGuy
08-18-2010, 09:00 PM
yes i am got nothing to do and no work tomorrow ;)

boomabile6100
08-18-2010, 09:03 PM
thats wassup! lifes good isn't it :D

G5tunerGuy
08-18-2010, 09:05 PM
yes it is

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTp81FdxmvUUA7YvMWEEhnyiwGZ-NEb_Uo8vr8hmuGexYQuDuQ&t=1&usg=__12VV1wlGgICr1H3wUpozivOYmbU=

boomabile6100
08-18-2010, 09:05 PM
epic. win.

G5tunerGuy
08-18-2010, 09:11 PM
that would be a good retirement