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g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:11 PM
so last week this civic si with red wheel well lights and yellow hid pulls up besides me. starts revving and i was like what the hell lets do it.
short story is, i killed him. he pulled away at first then once i got infront and took the turns it was over.

anwayyss so he pulls up again and says pull into the parking lot, he wants to talk cars lol.

well im stupid so i did. as i pull up he says " so mr. paladini i have been watching you for a long time"

now im freaked out. how did he know who i was? next thing i know he pulls out his badge and says- "im a cop"
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM SO SCREWEDDDDD would be the first thought.
turns out he runs this entire divison, knows my dad(who is a detective) and he street races! he says he loves it! he is the main to guy in all of these car shows from what i hear. co owner of a sponored business and such.
next thing i know he says "heres my card, i like you, and since youre dads a cop give me a call sometime ill get you in deep in al the car shows and races around tampa.

omg dream come true. i found an inside man and hes a cop! we cant get arrested hahah :):):):):)

nair88
02-18-2009, 09:14 PM
wow, sounds like you got lucky.

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:17 PM
thats one great thing about having a dad, and now brother as a cop.
i cant count how many thing, tickets arrests and stupid shit that i got out of.
i will never brag tho. like if i get pulled over and i get a ticket anyways then it was my fault ill pay it. i wont be like "psh yeah well my dads a cop" pysch!

BluEco
02-18-2009, 09:18 PM
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Wish I could get out of shit...

I even got raped for a tiny peel-out... come on now...

njg5gt
02-18-2009, 09:21 PM
are you sure it was an SI?

Jskip27
02-18-2009, 09:21 PM
was this story before or after your tranny problems?

jestin90
02-18-2009, 09:26 PM
[QUOTE=Jskip27;137785]was this story before or after your tranny problems?[/QU

:donkey: theeere we go. lol. And thats a smart thing to post. Yeesh. Even if it is true, you could get ur dad and this guy in shit. And what year is this SI that loses to a 2.2?

06ion2coup
02-18-2009, 09:27 PM
congrats on finding a cop on the inside but no way was it a SI your car is auto and slow...

jestin90
02-18-2009, 09:29 PM
[QUOTE\congrats on finding a cop on the inside but no way was it a SI your car is auto and slow...[/QUOTE]

Yup. I know my '09 gets beat like a red-headed step child. They weigh a lot less (older versions) and have as much or more hp.

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:37 PM
Calm down calm down lol. Idk it was deff a civic looked like a hatch back and said si on the side and dohc. This was before my tranny problem.. Which wasnt a tranny problem to begin with. I was right my dad was wrong lol

Bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:41 PM
wow, thats a damn good story! good find man,keep us posted if anything else happens!

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 09:42 PM
hum i would check on the SI thing. Either way i guess good kill and a good day for you.

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:46 PM
He says he runs internal affairs for the hillsbrough sherif department in florida. Lol idek what that means.

Hey if anyones near tampa florida right out with us we go everweekend

P. S. Ill call him tomorrow and get specs on his car

sBeachx75
02-18-2009, 09:46 PM
Justin, we need to teach you how to use the quote feature properly. :lol:

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 09:57 PM
Whos justin lol

kingG5
02-18-2009, 09:58 PM
im gonna go ahead and call bullshit on this one...

jestin90
02-18-2009, 09:59 PM
yeah, i call bs on a lot of tis guys stuff.

kingG5
02-18-2009, 09:59 PM
everyone else is thinking it...im just sayin it.

Jskip27
02-18-2009, 10:00 PM
haha

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:03 PM
LOL once again King makes every1 else not feel like the Assholes.

kingG5
02-18-2009, 10:04 PM
welll fuck...what is this fuckin fast and the furious?

jestin90
02-18-2009, 10:04 PM
YOU LIE!!!! YOU LIE!!! jk... or am i? *ninja headfake

kingG5
02-18-2009, 10:05 PM
ooo ninja eh thats how its gonna be

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 10:10 PM
Wtf would you like to look up my dad to prove hes a cop. Would you like spencers number( the cop that races)

Call bullshit on whatever you like. This is called war stories so i told one. Idc if j believe me or not

jestin90
02-18-2009, 10:11 PM
So, I was rollin in my Pontiac, after just putting on all the parts i overnighted from japan. This guy comes trippin ridin' VTec, revvin up his motor and such. We both floored it, and he hit his NAWS ' , but it was too early. I hit all 16 stages of my Nos at once, until my floorpans start sparking and spitting drywall screws. Luckily, my snowboard I nailed on my trunk helped me accelerrate. If I hadnt put that underglow on, I might have lost! *Ricer flyby.

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:12 PM
Calm down one of are bumblebees. Just alil out there. Im sure your dad is a cop no bullshit there. Im sure this guy is also w/e he says he is. I just have a hard time with a cop racing and im sure thats what every1 else is thinkin......................or just me


and on edit note.....Jestin gives King a run at being #1 Asshole lol

Jskip27
02-18-2009, 10:16 PM
haha wow this truly is an amazing website

BluEco
02-18-2009, 10:17 PM
So, I was rollin in my Pontiac, after just putting on all the parts i overnighted from japan. This guy comes trippin ridin' VTec, revvin up his motor and such. We both floored it, and he hit his NAWS ' , but it was too early. I hit all 16 stages of my Nos at once, until my floorpans start sparking and spitting drywall screws. Luckily, my snowboard I nailed on my trunk helped me accelerrate. If I hadnt put that underglow on, I might have lost! *Ricer flyby.

LMAO

me AND MY GIRLFRIEND both just died laughing....

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:19 PM
Hey you do have to watch how quick you do hit your NAWS button.........trust me you feel like shit when a 100k S2000 pulls around your 94 jetta trust me i hate that feeling

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 10:23 PM
Calm down one of are bumblebees. Just alil out there. Im sure your dad is a cop no bullshit there. Im sure this guy is also w/e he says he is. I just have a hard time with a cop racing and im sure thats what every1 else is thinkin......................or just me


and on edit note.....Jestin gives King a run at being #1 Asshole lol

Just because spencer is a cop doesnt mean they cant race. Have u ever Been to tampa before

06ion2coup
02-18-2009, 10:24 PM
Just because spencer is a cop doesnt mean they cant race. Have u ever Been to tampa before

man, no1 has even said anything about the cop more about you beating an SI in your auto hardly modded G5...
and btw dont post a war storie and not expect some people to give you crap for it its just how it goes

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 10:26 PM
For all i know he fucked around with me. Just bc i won a stupid street race doesnt mean my car is better

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:28 PM
^so true.....Im just saying Cops and street racing is like a priest selling drugs.

kingG5
02-18-2009, 10:32 PM
^so true.....Im just saying Cops and street racing is like a priest selling drugs.

x2.....well at least he got the title right....

jestin90
02-18-2009, 10:34 PM
Glad you enjoyed it Eco. And yeah G5pa2tx, u do gotta be careful. I was ridin derrtay in my Dodge Stratus with the GTR badges, and came across this mean and low 85 Accord. We lined up, and I hit my naws right at the start, and hit 40 like nuthin. Then, when my juice ran out, this DOHC VTec beast flew by, its Spoon sticker on the back window teasing me.

g5bumblebee
02-18-2009, 10:34 PM
I know but thats like saying Every cop obeys the laws. Bullshit u know some know they can get away with alot cuz they r cops. Thats how i would be lol

kingG5
02-18-2009, 10:38 PM
I know but thats like saying Every cop obeys the laws. Bullshit u know some know they can get away with alot cuz they r cops. Thats how i would be lol

dude give it up...

Nighthawk243
02-18-2009, 10:39 PM
Oh, it'll come in handy. My father got out of a many DUI back in the day due to my late great uncle.

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:39 PM
Jestin one up you man my 89 3banger Metro with a twin turbo......right rollin hard on the freeway doin like 15 and this kid on a big wheel blew pass my ass right......dual exhuast,Wing and had a sticker "Built not bought"lol had to throw that in.


Side not tis is gettin out of hand real fast

Jskip27
02-18-2009, 10:40 PM
Haha thats a priceless quote now

jestin90
02-18-2009, 10:45 PM
haha i built my 88 escort, all blood sweat nd tears. Nothing like strapping that twin turbo system and staring it up for the first time. And my 3m hoodsccop really accents the one i put ont the roof.

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 10:51 PM
Why is it we all know all the ricer mods :0(Closet Ricers)

jestin90
02-18-2009, 10:55 PM
lol cuz we have a lot of neons and cavaliers here... u tend to see a lot of rice. RICE!!! UGH! NOOOO!



Why must u lie to us?

G5PA2TX
02-18-2009, 11:00 PM
No lies man i had to go to RA(Ricers Anonymous) when i was in High School. It got so bad i was buying neon lights every week lol.

BluEco
02-18-2009, 11:23 PM
lol....

Nighthawk243
02-18-2009, 11:50 PM
I know but thats like saying Every cop obeys the laws. Bullshit u know some know they can get away with alot cuz they r cops. Thats how i would be lol

I do agree. There are numerous cases of police breaking the law, but getting away with it for quite a long while since whistleblowing is looked down upon amongst those in law enforcement. When you give someone power, its likely they'll abuse it at some point. Very few officers will not pull the "I'm a cop" card when pulled over.

WhiteFiver
02-18-2009, 11:51 PM
[quote=Jskip27;137785]was this story before or after your tranny problems?[/QU

:donkey: theeere we go. lol. And thats a smart thing to post. Yeesh. Even if it is true, you could get ur dad and this guy in shit. And what year is this SI that loses to a 2.2?

My friend has a 97 Si 5spd with CAI, and my car would rape hers. I've driven it.

Lol@civics
02-18-2009, 11:52 PM
Hey you do have to watch how quick you do hit your NAWS button.........trust me you feel like shit when a 100k S2000 pulls around your 94 jetta trust me i hate that feeling

excuse me sir how dare you undercut the s2000 like that... Brian Spliner says "He has atleast 100k into the engine of that thing"


Thats right 100k into the ENGINE.
30k turbo
20k NAWZZ kit
50k VVVVTTEECCCCC


Get it right.

423
02-19-2009, 12:17 AM
so last week this civic si with red wheel well lights and yellow hid pulls up besides me. starts revving and i was like what the hell lets do it.
short story is, i killed him. he pulled away at first then once i got infront and took the turns it was over.

anwayyss so he pulls up again and says pull into the parking lot, he wants to talk cars lol.

well im stupid so i did. as i pull up he says " so mr. paladini i have been watching you for a long time"

now im freaked out. how did he know who i was? next thing i know he pulls out his badge and says- "im a cop"
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM SO SCREWEDDDDD would be the first thought.
turns out he runs this entire divison, knows my dad(who is a detective) and he street races! he says he loves it! he is the main to guy in all of these car shows from what i hear. co owner of a sponored business and such.
next thing i know he says "heres my card, i like you, and since youre dads a cop give me a call sometime ill get you in deep in al the car shows and races around tampa.

omg dream come true. i found an inside man and hes a cop! we cant get arrested hahah :):):):):)

Your title is correct... I don't believe it.... or he should not be carrying a badge.

GTO 1

CamRonSS
04-22-2009, 02:37 PM
so last week this civic si with red wheel well lights and yellow hid pulls up besides me. starts revving and i was like what the hell lets do it.
short story is, i killed him. he pulled away at first then once i got infront and took the turns it was over.

anwayyss so he pulls up again and says pull into the parking lot, he wants to talk cars lol.

well im stupid so i did. as i pull up he says " so mr. paladini i have been watching you for a long time"

now im freaked out. how did he know who i was? next thing i know he pulls out his badge and says- "im a cop"
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT IM SO SCREWEDDDDD would be the first thought.
turns out he runs this entire divison, knows my dad(who is a detective) and he street races! he says he loves it! he is the main to guy in all of these car shows from what i hear. co owner of a sponored business and such.
next thing i know he says "heres my card, i like you, and since youre dads a cop give me a call sometime ill get you in deep in al the car shows and races around tampa.

omg dream come true. i found an inside man and hes a cop! we cant get arrested hahah :):):):):)
Dude, dat is fuckin awesome!...haha

06SickG5
04-22-2009, 04:48 PM
no fucking way, that's awesome!!!

07g5gt
05-08-2009, 09:05 PM
no SI was every "fast" till the 06s came out with the 197hp motor. every other year SI came with a max of 160hp and eather 111 torque or 132 torque. just because it says SI dont make it fast. 95-05 there top motor still makes less power then what the base motor in the cobalt and g5s come with. i had a 91 SI hatchback with 120hp that car sucked. i traded it in for a sunfire and it felt like i went to a caddy after i got the new car.

Nighthawk243
05-10-2009, 01:58 AM
Hondas were never known for Torque :lol: