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millertime1188
07-18-2009, 06:12 PM
i was at a light and some kid about 21 pulled up in a viper so he redlined his and i got ready and soon ask the light turned green i went and he dumped the clutch and did a 180 and hit a parked car so i geuss i won right???

kingG5
07-18-2009, 06:12 PM
i call bs.

http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

millertime1188
07-18-2009, 06:14 PM
im not bsing

kingG5
07-18-2009, 06:15 PM
http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

millertime1188
07-18-2009, 06:16 PM
w/e ill race u and see if ur g5 can come close to keeping up with me

NaughtyDawg63
07-18-2009, 06:17 PM
lol vipers are badasss thoiugh. to bad he was a doucher

sergio
07-18-2009, 06:17 PM
i was at a light and some kid about 21 pulled up in a viper so he redlined his and i got ready and soon ask the light turned green i went and he dumped the clutch and did a 180 and hit a parked car so i geuss i won right???

lol lets call it a draw

kingG5
07-18-2009, 06:18 PM
w/e ill race u and see if ur g5 can come close to keeping up with me

what does that have to do with the bullshit st ory about a 21 year old crashing his 80 000 dollar car whilst trying to race billy bad ass in his G5?

btw...got a pic of ur car with the same number as ur 12 sec pass??? unless thats 1/8 mile hahahah

millertime1188
07-18-2009, 06:20 PM
hey i thought it was funny too he was prob showing off cuz i had my gf in the car

1cleanG5
07-18-2009, 06:21 PM
ohh king you crack me up :)

kingG5
07-18-2009, 06:21 PM
hey i thought it was funny too he was prob showing off cuz i had my gf in the car

okie dokie billy.

jestin90
07-18-2009, 06:49 PM
King, I think they should give you banhammer privelages

kingG5
07-18-2009, 06:58 PM
King, I think they should give you banhammer privelages

i love how i call bullshit on hisstory and then he proceeds to tell me his car is faster than mine if we race lol

jestin90
07-18-2009, 07:00 PM
Yeah mang, i lined up to a viper in my lo-ridin Pontiac, he took one look and said, man, i oughta race this here upstnding member of the community in that fresh spo-com. This badass muthatruckas girl aint so bad eitha....

kingG5
07-18-2009, 07:03 PM
Yeah mang, i lined up to a viper in my lo-ridin Pontiac, he took one look and said, man, i oughta race this here upstnding member of the community in that fresh spo-com. This badass muthatruckas girl aint so bad eitha....

whoa...sick story man. did u win. please tell me u didnt let a lowly viper beat ur mad sick whip yo

utsadude
07-18-2009, 07:13 PM
I love you two. Haha.

kingG5
07-18-2009, 07:21 PM
kingg5 for mod thread? who wants to make it

CamRonSS
07-18-2009, 07:42 PM
haha, very funny...u 2 r funny as fuck...lol...

nair88
07-18-2009, 08:03 PM
King, I think they should give you banhammer privelages
lol, this!

Pontiacshaggy84
07-18-2009, 08:11 PM
How do you go from a red light, to red-lining and dumping the clutch... which in a viper you can't do while red-lining cause of the built in limiter which can only be removed by removing the original computers.... to doing a 180 and hitting a parked car... which by the way, Vipers turn like boats trying to 180's as I found out while riding with my buddy Jim who JLaw can back me up that he has a 99' GTS Hennessey.... For short.. I call Bull Shit... Sorry dude..

Albertahillbilly
07-18-2009, 08:33 PM
I was afraid to step into this thread cause I can't find my rubber boots and the bs is pretty thick. A 98% of the guys in vipers wouldn't even bother reving the engine in response to a 5. I've had so many guys try irk me on when I'm in the hot rod, and most guys with any horsepower won't even justify a response from a machine like ours. they just point and laugh. (i'm not talking about big mods like crusins or King), but if a guy pulled up beside my hot rod driving a car like my stock G5 and gunned it,, I wouldn't even touch the throttle, simply just point and laugh

kingG5
07-18-2009, 08:43 PM
lol, this!

hahaha yah no shit eh..

and hey hillbilly...i dont ahve big mods...

Bumblebee
07-18-2009, 08:48 PM
I was afraid to step into this thread cause I can't find my rubber boots and the bs is pretty thick. A 98% of the guys in vipers wouldn't even bother reving the engine in response to a 5. I've had so many guys try irk me on when I'm in the hot rod, and most guys with any horsepower won't even justify a response from a machine like ours. they just point and laugh. (i'm not talking about big mods like crusins or King), but if a guy pulled up beside my hot rod driving a car like my stock G5 and gunned it,, I wouldn't even touch the throttle, simply just point and laugh

nah thats a bit harsh...I have had a porcshe and a couple vettes and other high dollar cars give me attention, i just shake my head and say one day...lol.
im not saying the op isnt bsing us im just saying there are morons out there willing to race us lol. maybe the guy thought it was a GTO, got to remember a lot of folks dont even know what a G5 is :lol:

Albertahillbilly
07-18-2009, 09:11 PM
mebbe they give you attention bumble, and that's because a clean car or nice mods will get attention by car guys. doesn't matter if it's a g5, s-10 or 57 chev. Still not the same as being taken seriously if you were to gun it and point at the lights

Bumblebee
07-18-2009, 09:25 PM
good point...
and thanks lol

Memedya
07-18-2009, 10:24 PM
I'm with Schultz.
Just say you're sorry for trying to bullshit entire board and go to your room

Pontiacshaggy84
07-18-2009, 11:00 PM
It really depends on the person driving. I've had a bunch of ricer-wannabees thinking they're cool pull up next to me in my old Pontiac and want to race and usually I blow them off and hope there's a cop up ahead to get them. But some times if they seem cool I'll race them and leave them behind lol. But I've had people race me in my jeep for the fun of it. For example; Jordan(JLaw87), my brother, and I were leaving the local drag strip after a taping of the show Pinks here in KC and there was a cool guy in a Trailblazer SS with the LS1 and he messed with us for probably 15 minutes on the highway on the way home when he clearly knew he was much much faster, he even let me get a few lenghts on him leaving a light before he blew past us and then backed off to crack some jokes lol. I know there are some stupid people with some stupid money but that Viper story still sounds like a huge load... Just admit it and when something interesting actually does happen tell us the real happenings and you won't catch so much hell... K...

Nighthawk243
07-19-2009, 01:36 AM
King, I think they should give you banhammer privelages

We would all be fucked. :lol:

kingG5
07-19-2009, 01:56 AM
We would all be fucked. :lol:

actually it would be quite different than anyone would think. im not one to abuse any form of power.

garageballs
07-19-2009, 02:13 AM
sorry but im not buyin it lol.....why would a viper waste time on you lol? not trying to be mean

bann1315
07-19-2009, 03:47 AM
i totally believe it.

































:lol:



shit if i saw a viper id be trying to take pictures!

BigEMU1
07-19-2009, 06:23 AM
http://jamie-online.com/random-jamz/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/facepalm.jpg

jestin90
07-19-2009, 02:12 PM
Why do you feel so compulsed to lie???? We're all friends here, and you go and risk our trust by concocting such an obviously false series of events it makes my own sweet mother cry.

kingG5
07-19-2009, 02:14 PM
when ricers are board....they make up storys that only another ricer would believe...than cry when normal car guys call bs.

etniesbmx_18
07-19-2009, 04:12 PM
Sorry dude, this is definate bullshit. I've done the SRT experience through chrysler 2 times and driven the SRT10 vipers through there "advanced driving" course which is pretty much a mix between autocross and drifting and I can tell you even dumping a clutch on a viper SRT10 will not instantly make you do a 180 as told in your story. Yes if you had the wheel cranked then it would spin but you'd have to be a complete jackass to line up to race a G5 and have your wheels cranked sideways and then dump the clutch off the line. That car could have dumped the clutch with no revs, still engages and drove 1/4 throttle and still beat you. So why would he dump his clutch at redline? Hahaha I definately call BS.

BluEco
07-19-2009, 04:28 PM
I'm not even going there....

PontiacG5GtTurboCharged
07-19-2009, 05:23 PM
lool lets be nice people :P

gnarly sky
07-19-2009, 06:10 PM
i call bs.

http://www.absolutad.com/gallery/originals_bullshit1_ranndino.jpg

I call the same.

Why would you even try to race a Viper??

PontiacG5GtTurboCharged
07-19-2009, 06:18 PM
because the g5 is the shit, duh..

kingG5
07-19-2009, 06:23 PM
I call the same.

Why would you even try to race a Viper??

he didnt.

G5tunerGuy
07-19-2009, 06:23 PM
i was at a light and some kid about 21 pulled up in a viper so he redlined his and i got ready and soon ask the light turned green i went and he dumped the clutch and did a 180 and hit a parked car so i geuss i won right???







....................................WOW.......... thats a bunch of :dancingpoop

etniesbmx_18
07-19-2009, 10:08 PM
he didnt.

lol.

G5tunerGuy
07-20-2009, 10:09 PM
lol.





..................lol

well at least i know how to beat a viper in a race now!!!!!

:thanks4info












:bs


LOL

WhiteFiver
07-20-2009, 10:53 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/Beefdip/vipers.jpg

millertime1188
07-20-2009, 11:00 PM
wow im amazed how far this got...it is true.... but its not like we were going he just fucked up on the line. i really dont care what u people think. you guys werent there how would u know so if u wanna take it out on me go for it cuz i dont give a shit

Memedya
07-20-2009, 11:04 PM
If you didn't,you wouldn't have written this...just now

millertime1188
07-20-2009, 11:06 PM
If you didn't,you wouldn't have written this...just now

no im just telling people i really dont car i finding it funny

Memedya
07-20-2009, 11:07 PM
^
and this

gnarly sky
07-20-2009, 11:22 PM
http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/Beefdip/vipers.jpg

lmfao. It would have been a 'LMFAO' is you would have put, "They race Pontiac G5's."

G5tunerGuy
07-20-2009, 11:24 PM
lmfao. It would have been a 'lmfao' is you would have put, "they race pontiac g5's."



x2 :d

kingG5
07-21-2009, 12:02 AM
wow im amazed how far this got...it is true.... but its not like we were going he just fucked up on the line. i really dont care what u people think. you guys werent there how would u know so if u wanna take it out on me go for it cuz i dont give a shit

yet u have offered zero post accident info

jestin90
07-21-2009, 05:57 AM
OP sucks baaaalllsss.............. OP. Sucks. BAWWLLllllLLLLSSSSS

toolman
07-21-2009, 08:20 AM
yet u have offered zero post accident info

True. Why wouldn't he have stopped to make sure that no one was hurt, and stick around for the police since he was a witness to the accident?

underground
07-21-2009, 08:21 AM
w/e ill race u and see if ur g5 can come close to keeping up with me

I'll race you... and anyone on this site... doesn't mean this story is true... nor does it mean it's fake... still, sucks to be that dude, lol.

nair88
07-21-2009, 08:32 AM
True. Why wouldn't he have stopped to make sure that no one was hurt, and stick around for the police since he was a witness to the accident?
exactly! definitely should have stopped.

bann1315
07-21-2009, 09:16 AM
yea you should have stopped.

SOmeone could turn you in. Leaving the scene of an accident.

Felony where im from.

njg5gt
07-21-2009, 09:33 AM
Me thinks this thread is full of lolz. FULL!!!!!


Carry on.

P.S. King, please ban me first.

toolman
07-21-2009, 09:36 AM
P.S. King, please ban me first.

uh-oh........

springerdesigner
07-21-2009, 09:40 AM
I foot-raced a viper... asked him how many seconds he wanted... he looked at my sneeks and said ten... I chuckled... light turned green and I smoked him like a philly blunt...

tru dat.

Pontiacshaggy84
07-21-2009, 09:44 AM
Springer, you shoulda told me, I've got some buddies in KC looking to race some of their Ferrari's, your sneeks may be a little outta there league but I think it could be a good race for ya.. lol.

nair88
07-21-2009, 09:45 AM
Me thinks this thread is full of lolz. FULL!!!!!


Carry on.

P.S. King, please ban me first.
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f34/nair88/210.jpg

WVspeed6
07-21-2009, 09:48 AM
I foot-raced a viper... asked him how many seconds he wanted... he looked at my sneeks and said ten... I chuckled... light turned green and I smoked him like a philly blunt...

tru dat.

Were you wearing your PF Flyers? :lol:

*The Sandlot, for those of you that didn't know.

sacrdandprofne
07-21-2009, 09:49 AM
Maybe, when he said Viper, he left out the word "Pit"

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/86/80473793.jpg

springerdesigner
07-21-2009, 09:51 AM
Springer, you shoulda told me, I've got some buddies in KC looking to race some of their Ferrari's, your sneeks may be a little outta there league but I think it could be a good race for ya.. lol.

Those ferrari's can't hang with my sneeks... i'll lose them in the twisties...
I mean these things are supa fresh...


Were you wearing your PF Flyers? :lol:



Actually no... those are in the shop...

bann1315
07-21-2009, 09:54 AM
:lol:

sBeachx75
07-21-2009, 09:56 AM
This thread made my morning that much more enjoyable.
Thank you all.

nair88
07-21-2009, 09:56 AM
Maybe, when he said Viper, he left out the word "Pit"

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/86/80473793.jpg
damn! that's a mean looking mother fucker!

also, quite pretty :-D

bann1315
07-21-2009, 09:57 AM
i think i may post these over at CSS, epic awesomeness.

springerdesigner
07-21-2009, 09:58 AM
it'll be locked...

sacrdandprofne
07-21-2009, 09:58 AM
damn! that's a mean looking mother fucker!

also, quite pretty :-D
Agreed! And could totally pwn us all!

Who needs NOZ when you has VENOM?!

nair88
07-21-2009, 10:03 AM
Agreed! And could totally pwn us all!

Who needs NOZ when you has VENOM?!
man, i hope whoever took that picture was behind glass or something. i'd hate to see what happened after the picture was taken if he wasn't.

sacrdandprofne
07-21-2009, 10:10 AM
man, i hope whoever took that picture was behind glass or something. i'd hate to see what happened after the picture was taken if he wasn't.
I imagine so - you can get some great shots from behind glass.

nair88
07-21-2009, 10:19 AM
I imagine so - you can get some great shots from behind glass.
did angel take that one as well then?

sacrdandprofne
07-21-2009, 10:52 AM
did angel take that one as well then?
No, unfortunately. I got that one from a website. ;)

kingG5
07-21-2009, 12:42 PM
Me thinks this thread is full of lolz. FULL!!!!!


Carry on.

P.S. King, please ban me first.

make me a mod and ill bann myself hahha

nair88
07-21-2009, 12:44 PM
make me a mod and ill bann myself hahha
is that even possible? :lol:

BigEMU1
07-21-2009, 12:47 PM
w/e ill race u and see if ur g5 can come close to keeping up with me

loooooooooooooooooooooool @ this kid

kingG5
07-21-2009, 01:00 PM
loooooooooooooooooooooool @ this kid

haha no shit eh...


is that even possible? :lol:

lol i duno...i wanna be a mod...but they think i will go all willy nilly with the power...

which i wouldnt.

bann1315
07-21-2009, 01:01 PM
How do you BANN yourself?

kingG5
07-21-2009, 01:02 PM
i belive, you take the cap off of it and rub it under your armpits

http://hocks.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/3653813.jpg

njg5gt
07-21-2009, 02:10 PM
is that even possible? :lol:



totally possible. :)

kingG5
07-21-2009, 02:14 PM
make me a mod damnit.

nair88
07-21-2009, 02:16 PM
totally possible. :)
so, why would you need king to ban you if you can do it yourself? ;-)

kingG5
07-21-2009, 02:32 PM
so, why would you need king to ban you if you can do it yourself? ;-)

shuuuuuddddduuuuup u

nair88
07-21-2009, 02:35 PM
:lol:

njg5gt
07-21-2009, 03:07 PM
he brings up a very good point.....

kingG5
07-21-2009, 03:29 PM
he brings up a very good point.....

no he doesnt...

this is not the point your looking for...the point your looking for is elsewhere....

nair88
07-21-2009, 03:47 PM
no he doesnt...

this is not the point your looking for...the point your looking for is elsewhere....
star wars nerd reference ftw!!! this deserves him a moderatorship in my book! :-D

kingG5
07-21-2009, 04:00 PM
star wars nerd reference ftw!!! this deserves him a moderatorship in my book! :-D

hahhaahha star wars FTW!!

jestin90
07-21-2009, 05:47 PM
No more word from the guy with the fastest 5? So he'll beat any 5 eh.... should be call up Matteh???

underground
07-22-2009, 01:06 AM
i belive, you take the cap off of it and rub it under your armpits

http://hocks.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/3653813.jpg

Omg that's gold! I lol'd till I pee'd!

sBeachx75
07-22-2009, 08:32 AM
i belive, you take the cap off of it and rub it under your armpits

http://hocks.com/Merchant5/graphics/00000001/3653813.jpg
:lol:!!!!!!!!

NGL_G5
07-22-2009, 09:10 AM
hahaha i just noticed the tag to this thread.

"bullshit"

WhiteFiver
07-22-2009, 07:01 PM
i was at a light and some kid about 21 pulled up in a viper so he redlined his and i got ready and soon ask the light turned green i went and he dumped the clutch and did a 180 and hit a parked car so i geuss i won right???


http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f295/Beefdip/WHOOSH2.gif

g5bumblebee
07-22-2009, 07:17 PM
BULLSHITTTT i dont believe it at all. and why would u race him. he has a viper, he wouldve owned u even if this story was true

G5tunerGuy
07-22-2009, 07:30 PM
damn this thread is still alive. This is like the little thread that could. haha and its complete bullshit :D

g5bumblebee
07-22-2009, 07:33 PM
i know right

PontiacG5GtTurboCharged
07-22-2009, 07:35 PM
and why would u race him. he has a viper, he wouldve owned u

I would have raced... Not to win of course, just to hear the sound of his exhaust.. ;)

SLIQ
07-22-2009, 07:47 PM
I destroyed an Audi R8 at a stop light today...


















Then I woke up

G5tunerGuy
07-22-2009, 07:49 PM
yeah you would definitely be far enough back to listen to his exhaust. :bighaha


I destroyed an Audi R8 at a stop light today...























Then I woke up









I thought you were completely serious.

I was like O MY GOD yet another one :shock.......

until i panned to the bottom.....LMAO!!!

also thinking who would be dum enough to post another one of these and not think he was going to get ripped apart :D

the driver of the R8 must of had one leg........ unfortunately the leg that you need to push the horsepower pedal... LOL

1cleanG5
07-22-2009, 08:12 PM
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii65/Lifeshot23/badpost.jpg?t=1248315082
This pretty much sums up this thread.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii65/Lifeshot23/Threadfail.jpg?t=1248315094
And one more to reiterate the point.
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii65/Lifeshot23/success.jpg?t=1248315132

kingG5
07-22-2009, 08:14 PM
lol @ bad post ...

1cleanG5
07-22-2009, 08:15 PM
Thank you King, I find it funny.

kingG5
07-22-2009, 08:16 PM
me to

G5tunerGuy
07-22-2009, 08:17 PM
LMAO at all of them that great...


to bad the thread sucks :bighaha

1cleanG5
07-22-2009, 08:19 PM
I hope he races this later this week...
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii65/Lifeshot23/1204940240345.jpg?t=1248315534

G5tunerGuy
07-22-2009, 08:24 PM
o my god stop it ur killin me. :bighaha

:lol:

kingG5
07-22-2009, 08:26 PM
Bahahahahaha

SLIQ
07-22-2009, 08:30 PM
LOL...keep em coming

nair88
07-22-2009, 09:08 PM
I hope he races this later this week...
http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii65/Lifeshot23/1204940240345.jpg?t=1248315534
:lol:

bann1315
07-23-2009, 08:11 AM
:lol:

Lol@civics
07-23-2009, 01:23 PM
:facepalm:

BigEMU1
07-25-2009, 07:48 AM
:facepalm:

I already totally annihilated him with Picard.

underground
07-25-2009, 12:17 PM
I already totally annihilated him with Picard.

Death by Picard rocks!